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Tenz's Story Tenz is my cat (pictured above). She had a very difficult start on life but is now healthy and happy. I found her to be very special and cat lovers should find her story interesting. You will also find out why she thinks she's a dog.

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Inside the Microchip Ever wonder what's inside those Microchips that we keep hearing about? See microscopic images of the insides of microchips and find out how they are made.

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Very Useful Links These are the links I have collected over the past year. Many of them have been very useful to me in building this site and contain a variety of valuable information topics and resources. I will be adding to the list as I find new sites to include.

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About me I had to find a bigger place to play with html when my e-mail signature got too big. This web page was my first homepage and was originally created at Talk City in late January 1999 then moved to Tripod.com and modified to it's present state on February 3, 1999. It will tell you a little about me. I have more recently added my picture and links to my Net4tv Featured Article and the larger draft that I sent them for the story. Additional information about me can be found in "Tenz's Story"

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My Photo Gallery Hey, are you curious about what a "Techniguy" looks like? I've collected a few photos of me which I uploaded from a videotape of me doing absolutely nothing but trying to pose for the camera. As you will see, I'm not very good at posing but at least you can see what I look like....lol. Sorry, I do have my clothes on in these pics.

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Outer Space This was a recent addition to my site where you can read about the "Hubble Space Telescope" and see 23 of the best images taken by this amazing instrument. Then find out about the space-crafts and landers that sent back so much information about "Mars" and see 30 images taken by them including the "face" on Mars.

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Humor Page This page is a collection of the best jokes I have received through e-mail. I have tried to eliminate the lame ones and post only the good ones although a lamer may have slipped through when I wasn't looking. If you find a joke here that you do not think is funny feel free to e-mail me and I will send you a free replacement with an appropriate reply. Be sure to include you name, e-mail address, age, height, weight, gender, marital status, shoe size, hair color, your pets name and species, anual income, life insurance amount, number of children, SS number, DL number, name of the joke you don't like, the seventh word on the 13th line of the joke, and the color and style of your mothers underware.

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Puzzle Page The primary puzzle here is a geometric paradox and was sent to me by my nephew "Michael" in hopes that I could explain it to him. I could not even explain it to myself so I posted it here hoping someone could explain it to me. The explanations I have received are posted in a link on the puzzle page. There is also a link to a second puzzle which you may find easier to solve.

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Bottom Drawer This section contains a collection of funny image and sound files that I stuck in my bottom drawer for lack of a better place to put them. It's sort of a junk drawer of mostly adult oriented material and good for a laugh.

[ DIRECTORY ][ ABOUT ME ][ HUMOR ][ PUZZLE ]
[ MICROCHIP ][ LINKS ][ OUTER SPACE ][ STAR TREK ]
[ BOTTOM DRAWER ][ TENZ PAGE ]